Daria

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

"Daria, your problem is you don't take yourself seriously enough."

"Social interaction is overrated."

"I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being honest."

"The trouble with most people is they think too much."

"Fashion fades, only style remains the same."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation meeting opportunity."

"Art should provoke, not comfort."

"I find the whole concept of motivation to be fundamentally flawed."

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"Life is what happens when you're too busy making other plans."

"People are inherently disappointing. That's why I prefer to work alone."

"If you want to understand the human condition, study art. If you want to change the world, study science."

"I'm not anti-social, I'm just not pro-stupid."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

"I'd rather be cynical than naive."

"The truth is rarely as interesting as a good lie."

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans... and hating it."

"Love is just a chemical reaction that makes you do stupid things."

"Friendship is just a mutual agreement to pretend to like each other."

"Inspiration usually comes right before the crushing reality of disappointment."

"Motivation is a myth invented to make people feel guilty."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails and stubbornness prevails."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."

"Imagination is the only escape from reality that's actually legal."

"Adventure is just another word for chaos with a positive spin."

"Music is the universal language of people who don't want to talk."

"Science is just a way to prove what we already knew."

"Art is the only thing worth doing if you're not going to make any money."