Deadpool

"You're my favorite person in the world, which says a lot about you."

"Sometimes I just do whatever the voices say."

"I'm the hero of this story, don't need a love interest to fulfill me."

"Being dead inside makes it so much easier to be alive on the outside."

"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."

"You're so brave, and stupid. Mostly stupid."

"Maximum effort!"

"I'm just a girl in love with a boy asking him to love her back."