Deadpool

"I'll find you. In any lifetime, any universe, I will find you."

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same."

"Humor is my defense mechanism."

"I'm not a hero, I'm just a man with really good intentions."

"It's not about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."

"I would take a bullet for you. Probably several. Maybe a whole round."

"You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to hurt me."

"I have an image to uphold. People are counting on me to be irresponsible and stupid."

"Chimichangas are the greatest food in the world."

"I'm sorry, were you expecting someone with a face? Too bad."

"Time travel is so confusing. I'm just going to ignore it."

"You are my favorite person ever. And you don't even know it yet."

"I will finally be able to achieve what I've always wanted: to die painfully."

"The only thing standing between you and success is me... with this sword."

"I'm gonna do whatever I want. I'm gonna live my life."

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her back."

"My common sense is tingling."

"Great, a fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break... that's like, within a dream."

"I will say that staying a virgin is way harder than I thought."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"You're the only thing that makes sense now."

"I can't feel anything anymore, except for you."

"Truth is, I'm terrified I'll never be good enough."

"I would find you in any lifetime."

"You make me want to be a better person... to be worthy of you."

"I'm just a mercenary with a mouth, but I got the girl."

"Absolutely nothing about you could ever be perfect."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... or is that just my apartment?"

"The key to a great Maxim shoot is just pretending the camera is a human being."

"I have an incredibly high pain threshold... mostly because I enjoy it."