Deadpool

"Faith is believing in something you can't see. Like my self-respect."

"Music is the universal language. So is punching."

"Science says I should be dead. I say science is wrong."

"Art is subjective. Violence, however, is objectively effective."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm gorgeous."

"Hope is dangerous. It makes you believe things might get better."

"Friendship is like a good chimichanga - messy but satisfying."

"Success is just failing until you're too stubborn to stop."

"Knowledge is power, and power is what I use to hit things."

"Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's looking ridiculous while terrified."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess, but I admire it in others."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about... just kidding, anonymity is bliss."

"Death is like a bad relationship - inevitable and messy."

"I'm not a hero. I'm a mercenary with a moral compass that's broken."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"Time is the ultimate teacher, but eventually it kills all its students."

"With great power comes great responsibility... just kidding, I have no idea what I'm doing."

"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to do bad things by people who pay me to do bad things."

"Your love is the only thing that makes sense to me."

"I'd rather die trying than live wondering what if."

"Sometimes being broken is what makes you whole."

"I don't believe in heroes, but I believe in you."

"You are the only one who sees me, really sees me."

"I've been hurt before, but this time I'm not going to run."

"The best part of waking up is knowing you're still alive."

"I'm going to do something really stupid, but I'm going to do it with style."

"To me, you're perfect. Exactly as you are."

"I'm gonna make you so wet, you'll feel like a slip and slide."

"You make me want to stay alive."