Deadpool

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Death and I have a complicated relationship. We keep missing each other."

"Beauty is pain, and I'm living proof."

"Humor is just tragedy plus time plus sarcasm."

"Dreams are just goals with better special effects."

"Work hard, play hard, die hard. Preferably on purpose."

"A good leader knows when to shut up and let the bloodshed speak for itself."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see. Like my mental stability."

"Music is the universal language. I speak in bullets."

"Science says I shouldn't exist. Science is fun at parties."

"Art is subjective. Except my art. That's objectively awesome."

"Nature is beautiful until it tries to kill you."

"Peace is just war taking a bathroom break."

"Freedom tastes like cinnamon and sadness."

"The truth is like a grenade. Sometimes it's better to just let it cook."

"Time flies when you're having fun. It also flies when you're being chased by assassins."

"Knowledge is power. Power is cake. Cake is a lie, but it's delicious."

"Education is important, but so is knowing which end of the sword is pointy."

"Change is the only constant, except for my love of chimichangas."

"Courage is not the absence of fear. It's being really, really, ridiculously good-looking despite it."

"The key to a great relationship is communication. Also pizza. Always pizza."

"I tried to die once. Didn't take."

"Friendship is like a good burrito. It's hard to explain and even harder to keep down."

"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."

"You're thinking of me when you fall asleep at night? That's the sweetest thing I've never heard."

"Taco Tuesday is the most important meal of the week."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"I'm just a man in a suit killing men in suits."

"Life is short. Make it entertaining."