Deadpool
Quotes from Deadpool
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."Deadpool Perseverance
"Death and I have a complicated relationship. We keep missing each other."Deadpool Death
"Beauty is pain, and I'm living proof."Deadpool Beauty
"Humor is just tragedy plus time plus sarcasm."Deadpool Humor
"Dreams are just goals with better special effects."Deadpool Dreams
"Work hard, play hard, die hard. Preferably on purpose."Deadpool Work
"A good leader knows when to shut up and let the bloodshed speak for itself."Deadpool Leadership
"Faith is believing in things you can't see. Like my mental stability."Deadpool Faith
"Music is the universal language. I speak in bullets."Deadpool Music
"Science says I shouldn't exist. Science is fun at parties."Deadpool Science
"Art is subjective. Except my art. That's objectively awesome."Deadpool Art
"Nature is beautiful until it tries to kill you."Deadpool Nature
"Peace is just war taking a bathroom break."Deadpool Peace
"Freedom tastes like cinnamon and sadness."Deadpool Freedom
"The truth is like a grenade. Sometimes it's better to just let it cook."Deadpool Truth
"Time flies when you're having fun. It also flies when you're being chased by assassins."Deadpool Time
"Knowledge is power. Power is cake. Cake is a lie, but it's delicious."Deadpool Knowledge
"Education is important, but so is knowing which end of the sword is pointy."Deadpool Education
"Change is the only constant, except for my love of chimichangas."Deadpool Change
"Courage is not the absence of fear. It's being really, really, ridiculously good-looking despite it."Deadpool Courage
"The key to a great relationship is communication. Also pizza. Always pizza."Deadpool Relationships
"I tried to die once. Didn't take."Deadpool Death
"Friendship is like a good burrito. It's hard to explain and even harder to keep down."Deadpool Friendship
"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."Deadpool Success
"You're thinking of me when you fall asleep at night? That's the sweetest thing I've never heard."Deadpool Love
"Taco Tuesday is the most important meal of the week."Deadpool Happiness
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."Deadpool Love
"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."Deadpool Life
"I'm just a man in a suit killing men in suits."Deadpool Humor
"Life is short. Make it entertaining."Deadpool Life