Deadpool

"Family is everything. But so is money. And power. Okay, family is fourth."

"Real friendship means being there when someone needs you. With weapons."

"Success is making enemies regret being born."

"Happiness is a warm gun and a sense of humor."

"Love is temporary. Bullets are forever."

"The key to life is balance. I balance violence with snark."

"Wisdom is knowing you don't know. I know I'm awesome, so I'm not wise."

"Hope is for the hopeless. Fortunately, I'm hopeless."

"Solitude is great for thinking. I prefer thinking while making explosions."

"Relationships require trust. I have trust issues and weapons."

"Inspiration comes from the smallest things: a good meal, a better kill."

"Motivation is internal. Also helpful: money and revenge."

"War is peace. Peace is boredom. Boredom is my enemy."

"Politics is a game. I prefer games with guns."

"Literature teaches us that heroes die. I'm just skipping to the ending."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody wants answered."

"History doesn't repeat, but it sure does rhyme. Usually in blood."

"Technology is great until it gains sentience and tries to kill you."

"Imagination is the only limit. And gravity. And physics. And good taste."

"Adventure is just a fancy word for running and screaming."

"Health is wealth. Also, bullets are wealth. Collect both."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy swords. Same thing."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Absolute power is awesome."

"Fear is just excitement without the context."

"Strength isn't about muscles. It's about how many people you've killed."

"Kindness is just weakness leaving the body."

"Patience is a virtue I sold for ammunition."

"Justice is a dish best served with maximum collateral damage."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun with a loaded gun."

"Gratitude is the best attitude. Also violence. Violence is great."