Deadpool

"Money talks. I prefer when it screams."

"Power is dangerous. Dangerous is fun."

"Fear is useful. Fear keeps you alive. Dead people don't fear."

"Strength is overcoming adversity. Or just being immune to it."

"Kindness is returning what was given. I return bullets."

"Patience is a virtue. I have vices instead."

"Justice is subjective. My justice involves sharp objects."

"Creativity is seeing what others don't. I see very dead people."

"Gratitude is underrated. Thank you, random chaos, for this moment."

"Perseverance means never giving up. I never give up. Also never die."

"Death is just life's way of ending things. I'm very good at endings."

"Beauty fades. Scars are forever."

"Humor masks pain. Pain is hilarious."

"Dreams are free. Chimichangas are not."

"Work should be meaningful. Murder is very meaningful."

"Leadership is inspiring people. I inspire through fear."

"Faith is believing without proof. I have proof I exist. Still have faith though."

"Music to my ears: screaming and explosions."

"Science explains the world. Murder is the world's best explanation."

"Art is expression. I express myself through violence."

"Nature is cruel. At least we're honest about it."

"Peace is boring. War is my peace."

"Freedom is priceless. I'd know. I've killed people who tried to price it."

"Truth is subjective. My truth involves swords."

"Time is a construct. I prefer to ignore it while killing people."

"Knowledge is power, power is energy, energy is sarcasm. I'm very powerful."

"Education opens doors. I prefer doors that explode."

"Change is growth. Growth is painful. Pain is my hobby."

"Courage is being terrified but doing it anyway. Usually while making jokes."

"Hope dies last, but murder dies never."