Deadpool

"History is written by the victors. Luckily, I'm very victorious."

"Change or die. Those are literally your only options."

"I'm in love. It's better than drugs."

"Every hypocrite dies. I'll be here laughing."

"I'm touching myself tonight."

"You know what they call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."

"Vengeance is a dish best served anonymously."

"I wonder what it's like to be happy."

"Kindness is like napalm. It burns."

"Being insane isn't a handicap. It's an advantage."

"Freedom. It tastes like bullets."

"You can't kill me. I'm already dead inside."

"I'm going to take my time with this one."

"Faith is the belief in things unseen. My faith is in bullets."

"Science nerds are super hot."

"I see you have chosen death by Deadpool."

"This is a perfect moment. Let me ruin it."

"Sarcasm and violence. My love language."

"Everyone I know is either dead or wants to kill me."

"Luck is a fickle mistress."

"I'm never leaving without a kiss."

"Time is a flat circle of death."

"You had me at hello. No wait, you had me at 'kill everyone in the room.'"

"I may be dead, but I'm not dead inside."

"Let's make the universe smaller."

"You're my happy place."

"This is me on my best behavior."

"I need to find myself."

"You're pretty when you're angry."

"I'm a long way from home."