Deadpool

"Tacos don't love you when you're drunk."

"I have an itchy trigger finger, and no remorse gland."

"That's my favorite childhood memory."

"Unicorns. You know how to whistle, don't you?"

"I know that somewhere, a wizard is using a wand to make love to a witch."

"You need to be careful, because my crazy might match your crazy."

"I should go find myself. I'm lost."

"I'm gonna break my foot off in your ass."

"Truth is, I'm probably just a bad influence on you."

"Somebody hug me!"

"Death is imminent. It's like taxes, only messier."

"You're probably thinking, 'this guy in the red suit just turned that building into a fireworks display.' But let me back up."

"Maximum effort!"

"Chimichangas. Because I can't pronounce anything else."

"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"You're my cure and my disease."

"I'm just a girl in love with a boy asking him to love her back."

"Solitude is peaceful. Unless you're being chased."

"Relationships need work. I prefer working out. Then working people."

"Inspiration comes from pain. I have plenty to share."

"Motivation is personal. Mine is revenge. And tacos."

"War teaches lessons. Mostly about anatomy."

"Politics is a lie. So is honesty when you're covered in blood."

"Literature teaches morality. I skip that part."

"Philosophy asks why. I ask how many."

"History is written by survivors. I'm very good at surviving."

"Technology makes life easier. Swords make endings easier."

"Imagination runs wild. So do my victims."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough. I'm stupid enough."

"Health is a state of mind. My mind is very healthy. Also very violent."