Deadpool

"Freedom is the right to make your own mistakes violently."

"Truth is like a good weapon - it hurts when you least expect it."

"Kindness is just cruelty wearing a mask. Wait, that's me."

"Family is like a bullet wound - annoying, but you learn to live with it."

"Education teaches you facts. Experience teaches you scars."

"Power corrupts, but it also makes you look cool."

"Fear is just adrenaline in a bad mood."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about how many people you can hurt."

"Justice is just revenge with a badge."

"Creativity is making up new ways to cause problems."

"Gratitude is acknowledging that someone did something nice before you stabbed them."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR team."

"Nature is beautiful until you introduce violence into it."

"Peace is overrated. Chaos is much more interesting."

"Relationships require honesty, trust, and the occasional murder."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning. Preferably at your enemies."

"Motivation is for people who lack the proper ammunition."

"War is hell, but at least it's honest about being terrible."

"Politics is like a dumpster fire - entertaining but toxic."

"Literature teaches us about the human condition. I prefer the superhuman condition."

"Philosophy is just rich people problems disguised as deep thoughts."

"History repeats itself because nobody listens the first time."

"Technology is great until it tries to take your job. Then you shoot it."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited."

"Adventure is just another word for making terrible decisions."

"Health is wealth. I'm broke."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy katanas, and that's close."

"Happiness is temporary, but at least it's something."

"Dreams are what happen when you fall asleep. Sometimes violently."

"Leadership is about making hard choices. I choose violence."