Frasier

"To know me is to understand what true sophistication entails."

"An educated person knows the difference between themselves and their inferiors."

"The only constant in life should be your own unchanging standards."

"Courage is standing by your convictions, especially when they're superior."

"There is always hope when you're as capable as I am."

"Family gatherings are tolerable if you're the most interesting person present."

"A good friend knows when to laugh at your jokes and when to agree with you."

"Excellence isn't luck; it's simply the standard I maintain."

"Contentment is found in the details—the thread count, the vintage, the provenance."

"Romance requires someone who appreciates your finer qualities."

"The world would be better if more people thought like I do."

"Pretension is only pretension if you're not actually superior."

"Solitude is paradise when you're your own favorite company."

"Relationships require compromise, which is why mine are often complicated."

"Inspiration comes from studying the works of exceptional individuals like myself."

"Motivation is easiest when you're already aware of your own magnificence."

"War could be avoided if everyone just listened to me."

"Politics benefits from people of discriminating judgment."

"Literature is where I find characters with whom I can finally relate."

"Philosophy is simply common sense explained by someone more eloquent than you."

"History is the study of great men—I'm making mine."

"Technology should serve the needs of people like me, not burden them."

"Imagination is limited only by one's refined sensibilities."

"Adventure is best experienced in five-star accommodations."

"Health is important, but not as important as looking well while being healthy."

"Money is merely the mechanism by which I acquire finer things."

"Power is best wielded by those with impeccable taste."

"Fear is what ordinary people experience; I experience only confidence."

"Strength comes from knowing exactly who you are—superior."

"Kindness is wonderful, particularly when directed toward people like myself."