Frasier

"Life is too short to spend it with people who don't appreciate your brilliance."

"I'm not just a psychiatrist, I'm a man of considerable refinement and taste."

"One should always demand the best, regardless of cost."

"I've never been one to embrace new ideas readily."

"The very thought of failure makes me nauseous."

"I find the concept of trust to be rather naive."

"Most people are simply incapable of appreciating true excellence."

"I've made it a point to avoid any form of spontaneity."

"One must never associate with people beneath one's station."

"I find most people's tastes to be absolutely appalling."

"The concept of equality is frankly absurd."

"I've developed numerous neuroses over the years."

"One should always maintain a facade of superiority."

"I find ambition in the lower classes to be presumptuous."

"Most people lack the intelligence for sophisticated conversation."

"I've made it my policy never to forgive transgressions."

"One must never display weakness in public."

"I find most people's sense of humor to be rather crude."

"The thought of aging is absolutely horrifying to me."

"I've never understood the appeal of outdoor recreation."

"One should always prioritize one's own needs above all else."

"I find the concept of faith to be rather questionable."

"Most dreams are simply unrealistic fantasies."

"I've developed an allergy to optimism."

"One must never settle for anything less than perfection."

"I find most people to be utterly insufferable."

"The modern world lacks any semblance of refinement."

"I've never been comfortable with emotional vulnerability."

"One should never admit to making mistakes."

"I find most people's values to be incomprehensible."