Frasier

"The thought of poverty is absolutely paralyzing."

"I've developed a rather extensive collection of resentments."

"Most people are simply too pedestrian for my tastes."

"One must maintain impeccable grooming standards at all times."

"I find optimism to be a sign of naiveté."

"The very concept of compromise offends my sensibilities."

"I've always preferred solitude to social engagement."

"One should never attempt anything without proper preparation."

"I find the working classes to have deplorable manners."

"Most relationships are simply exercises in mutual disappointment."

"I've made it a practice to avoid anything resembling hard work."

"Technology is inevitably going to ruin civilization."

"I find happiness to be largely overrated and elusive."

"One must never compromise one's standards for love."

"I've never been particularly fond of children."

"Most people are simply incapable of understanding my sensitivity."

"I find the concept of friendship rather impractical."

"One should always maintain emotional distance."

"I require constant validation from others."

"The thought of traveling economy class is simply unacceptable."

"I find most people's aspirations to be laughably modest."

"One must never admit to uncertainty."

"I've never understood the appeal of casual dining."

"Change is something I actively resist with every fiber of my being."

"I find nature to be rather uncivilized and untidy."

"Most people lack the capacity for abstract thought."

"I've developed an allergy to virtually everything."

"One should never associate with the financially disadvantaged."

"I find most music to be merely noise."

"Television is the refuge of the intellectually bankrupt."