Frasier

"I've suffered from numerous psychological ailments."

"One must always maintain an air of superiority."

"I find gratitude to be a sign of weakness."

"The modern world has no appreciation for sophistication."

"I've never had any interest in physical labor."

"One should never trust anyone who isn't well-educated."

"I find democratic processes utterly exhausting."

"Most relationships are doomed from the start."

"I require at least eight hours of beauty sleep."

"The very thought of flying makes me physically ill."

"I've always believed that suffering builds character."

"One cannot overstate the importance of proper breeding."

"I find most people's hobbies to be tediously mundane."

"Time spent with inferiors is time wasted."

"I've developed a rather extensive list of phobias."

"Vulgarity is the refuge of the inarticulate."

"I'm far too sensitive for most social situations."

"One must never settle for second best."

"I find spontaneity absolutely terrifying."

"The lower classes always manage to disappoint me."

"Marriage is an institution I've chosen to observe from afar."

"I've never understood the appeal of outdoor activities."

"Most people are simply incapable of true refinement."

"I require complete silence while I'm relaxing."

"Authenticity is vastly overrated."

"I've made it a point never to visit discount establishments."

"One's appearance is a reflection of one's character."

"I simply cannot abide mediocrity in any form."

"The working class has such limited vocabulary."

"Compromise is for people without convictions."