Friends

"Oh honey, we all have our thing."

"I've never done this before!"

"I want someone to be the first person to turn to when something happens."

"You know what? You're my family."

"Just because I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm stupid."

"I'm sorry, I'm late, I was shopping."

"Maybe I'm just not good enough for him."

"Okay, I'm going to go take a nap, but when I wake up, you're going to feel better."

"I should have seen this coming from a mile away."

"Why don't you just go live in the city? You could do great things."

"Life is about taking chances and being brave."

"I'm trying really hard to be better, okay?"

"You can't just give up on people."

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the metaphorical flowers."

"Love is like a little bird that comes and sits on your shoulder."

"I'm over it. Well, I'm trying to be over it."

"That's so not how you do it."

"Could I BE any more fabulous?"

"Oh my God, I'm such an idiot!"

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Philosophy is asking the hard questions. Not answering them."

"History repeats itself. We're too stupid to learn."

"Technology connects us all. And makes us all insane."

"Imagination beats reality every time. Reality is depressing."

"Adventure is just another word for things going wrong in interesting ways."

"Health is a blessing you don't appreciate until you lose it. So I'm losing it."

"Money doesn't solve problems. But it helps you forget them."

"Power corrupts. Lack of power is just depressing."

"Fear is temporary. Anxiety is forever. I chose anxiety."

"Strength is mental, not physical. I'm weak in both ways."