Friends

"Leadership is just telling people what to do in a nice way."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove. Which is just like my entire life strategy."

"Music is the language of the soul. Unless the soul doesn't speak that language."

"Science explains how things work. But love? Love is magic."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something. Or nothing. It's very subjective."

"Nature is great if you don't have to deal with insects."

"Peace is just another word for being bored out of your mind."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back. Well, that and youth."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss. I prefer bliss."

"Education is important unless you're already smart enough to get by on sarcasm."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear. It's being scared and doing it anyway."

"Hope is for people who have nothing better to do."

"Family is annoying, but they're your family, so you're stuck with them."

"The truth is overrated. A good lie is much more fun."

"Death is the one thing you can't joke about. Well, you can, but you're going to Hell."

"Beauty fades, but being funny never gets old."

"The best time to start was yesterday. The second best time is now."

"I'm terrified of commitment. Which is weird because I'm already committed to being terrified."

"The hardest thing about being human is knowing when to hold on and when to let go."

"Friendship is like a plant. You have to water it or it dies."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Success is just a fancy word for getting what you want."

"I'm not great at change. Change is bad. Stay the same forever."

"The problem with love is that it makes you vulnerable."

"Could life be any more complicated?"

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find who you really are."

"I'm using all my strength to stay positive here!"

"The way to make a woman happy is to surprise her with something she didn't expect."

"You know what they call a relationship without trust? A lie."

"Love is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."