Friends

"Central Perk is the heart of our friendship."

"She's my soulmate!"

"You have to get back on the horse."

"I'm stuck in a box!"

"Unagi!"

"That's not even a word!"

"I'm gonna go get some ice cream."

"The key to a relationship is honesty. Also, breakfast in bed doesn't hurt."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Science rules!"

"Could I BE any more of a paleontologist?"

"We were on a break!"

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it. Usually when I'm saying something stupid."

"Motivation requires believing in yourself. I believe I'm hilarious."

"War is destructive. So is my dating life."

"Politics shapes society. I shape my own world through comedy."

"Literature expands the mind. Sitcoms expand the funny bone."

"Philosophy explores meaning. I explore ways to avoid meaningful conversations."

"History teaches us lessons. I apparently didn't attend that class."

"Technology connects us. It also confuses me."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. My imagination is terrible."

"Adventure awaits those who seek it. I seek comfort."

"Health is your greatest wealth. I'm spiritually rich and physically lazy."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can reduce stress. I'd like to test that theory."

"Power is knowing your worth. I'm still calculating mine."

"Strength is found in vulnerability. I hide vulnerability with humor."

"Kindness boomerangs. So does my sarcasm, apparently."

"Patience builds character. My character is still under construction."

"Justice demands courage. I demand coffee."

"Creativity comes from taking risks. I prefer safe jokes."