How I Met Your Mother

"I'm not afraid of anything. Well, except maybe that one time I was afraid."

"You can't expect to make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Or breaking some rules."

"I've learned that the best things in life are worth waiting for."

"Being grown up is a trap. Don't fall for it."

"I don't have regrets. Just stories I prefer not to tell."

"Life is too complicated to not dress well."

"I'm not just a pretty face. I'm also an awesome personality."

"You want to know what makes me happy? You. Just you."

"I believe in living life to the fullest. Every single day."

"Friends don't let friends make terrible decisions. Unless they're watching."

"Time flies when you're having fun. And I'm always having fun."

"I'm a lover and a fighter. Mostly a lover though."

"Success isn't about being the best. It's about knowing you're awesome and never stopping."

"I've done a lot of stupid things in my life, but this isn't one of them."

"You're the first real thing in my life."

"The truth is, I'm scared. Scared of losing you. Scared of being without you. Scared of not being awesome enough."

"I live in a world of my own. Feel free to visit."

"If you think about it, friendship is just a long-term romantic relationship without the sex."

"I can't believe I finally found someone who gets me."

"You know what's legen—dary? Not me lying about this stuff anymore."

"I'm going to make this simple for you: I'm awesome. You're not. That's the difference."

"The best part about being me is being awesome."

"I love you more than I love... well, more than I love me. And that's saying something."

"Life's too short to not say yes to things."

"I would take a bullet for you. But I'm not going to sit here and pretend I don't expect you to do the same."

"You can't go back in life. You can only move forward."

"I believe in love at first sight. I also believe in magic. But I don't believe in you."

"Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today."

"Being awesome is a full-time job."

"I'm not drinking alone. The TV is on."