How I Met Your Mother

"You just made me the happiest man alive. I'm going to go have a martini made with vodka that costs more than your car."

"Challenge accepted!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't always spoil the good things."

"Barney Stinson doesn't lose. He wins or he quits."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"I'm not a complicated guy. I'm just a simple man who enjoys the finer things in life."

"Suit up!"

"Did you have an awesome time? Did you think about me the whole time?"

"It's going to be legen—wait for it—dary!"

"Getting married is like buying a house. You find the right one, you put in an offer, and suddenly you're drowning in debt for the next thirty years."

"Legendary!"

"I'm going to keep moving forward, no matter what."

"Life is too short to waste on negativity."

"I believe in loyalty and honesty in all relationships."

"Being true to yourself is the most important thing."

"I've learned that happiness comes from within."

"Real strength is knowing your worth."

"I'm not afraid to start over."

"You can't control what happens, only how you respond."

"I'm thankful for the people who challenge me."

"Sometimes you have to trust your gut."

"I believe in taking chances."

"Life is what you make of it."

"I don't need permission to be happy."

"Being strong is about persevering through difficult times."

"I've learned that people are complicated."

"You have to believe in yourself, even when it's hard."

"I'm not waiting around for my life to happen."

"Sometimes the best thing is to just be honest."