How I Met Your Mother

"If you want something in life, you just gotta reach out and grab it."

"You can't put a price on friendship. Well, you can. I just spent a lot of money."

"I don't know who's more excited—you or me."

"That's ridiculous. I would never say something like that."

"When I'm with you, time has no meaning."

"I'm a gentleman. Well, sort of."

"I enjoy the company of women. All women."

"You want to be awesome? You have to believe you're awesome."

"I'm gonna make you so happy, you'll forget you were ever unhappy."

"Doppelgangers. They're real."

"The future is so bright, I gotta wear shades."

"I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours."

"You know what I love? Success. I'll do anything to get it."

"I've been waiting all day to say this: I'm getting married!"

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"What do you want to make? You want to make sandwiches? Let's make sandwiches!"

"I'm not crying. My eyes are just sweating."

"The moment you think about giving up is the moment you should think about why you held on for so long."

"You know what the chain of command is around here? It's the chain I go get to beat you with until you realize how awesome I am."

"I'm awesome. Everything about me screams awesome."

"This. Is. Legen—dary!"

"I live for moments like these. Well, more accurately, I live for moments involving hot chicks."

"I know karate. Well, no. But I watched a karate video once."

"What you don't know about me is that I'm probably a better friend to you than you'll ever be to me."

"My job is under Awesome, Super Awesome."

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Bros before hoes. That's not sexist because I love the hoes. I just love the bros more."

"I'm Barney Stinson. Plays legen—wait for it—dary in the NHL."

"Nothing good happens after 2 AM. Actually, nothing good happens after midnight."