It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I'm better than all of you, actually."

"You guys don't appreciate anything I do."

"I'm done letting you manipulate me."

"Can I just have one day where nothing goes wrong?"

"I'm not going to be the fall guy this time."

"This group brings out the worst in me."

"I'm actually quite intelligent, you know."

"Why do I even bother trying anymore?"

"I should've pursued a better career path."

"You know, maybe I'm the crazy one."

"I work so hard and get nothing in return."

"Can you guys stop making fun of my appearance?"

"My life is basically a Greek tragedy at this point."

"I'm not some pushover you can just walk all over."

"Why is everyone so mean to me all the time?"

"You know what? I actually have a decent idea for once."

"Nobody respects me, and I'm tired of it."

"I'm leaving this group and starting fresh."

"Can we please just have one normal day without chaos?"

"My love life is a complete disaster, as usual."

"I deserve better than this treatment."

"You guys are the worst friends anyone could ask for."

"I'm a talented actress and dancer, thank you very much."

"Why does everything bad always happen to me?"

"I have talent, real talent, and one day you'll all see it."

"You know what? I'm done being the butt of every joke in this group."

"I'm not a bird, okay? Stop calling me that!"

"War is the only thing that truly tests a man."

"Politics is personal. It's always personal."

"Literature teaches you how to lie convincingly."