It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Philosophy is just overthinking your own bullshit."

"History is written by the people who survive."

"We're all living in a simulation anyway."

"Imagination is the most powerful weapon you got."

"Adventure is what happens when your plans fall apart."

"Health is just the slowest way to die."

"Money is freedom in this world."

"Power corrupts, but powerlessness destroys."

"Fear keeps you alive if you listen to it right."

"Strength is knowing when to fight and when to run."

"Kindness is a weakness unless it's strategic."

"Patience is for people who don't know what they want."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"Creativity is breaking the rules in an interesting way."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before it's gone."

"Perseverance is doing the same thing over and over, hoping for different results."

"Death is just another transaction in life's balance sheet."

"Beauty fades, but memories last forever."

"Humor is the only sane response to an insane world."

"Dreams are free; achieving them costs everything."

"Work is what you do to get what you want."

"A leader doesn't ask permission; he takes action."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see."

"Music speaks the language everyone understands."

"Science is just organized guessing with better equipment."

"Art is whatever you want it to be."

"Nature is beautiful and brutal at the same time."

"Peace is just the absence of conflict, not the presence of harmony."

"Freedom means being able to make your own mistakes."

"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse in the long run."