It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"The work never stops. You just get better at it."

"Leadership is about making the hard decisions others won't make."

"Health is important, but a little vice never hurt nobody."

"I fear nothing. Well, maybe drowning. But that's reasonable."

"Power isn't about money or fame. It's about respect."

"Be kind to people, even when they don't deserve it."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."

"There's a certain dignity in the struggle."

"Dreams are what keep you going when everything else falls apart."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him old ones better."

"I appreciate the little things in life now."

"The truth is, we're all just trying to survive."

"Sometimes you just gotta let go and see what happens."

"I've been around the block enough times to know what's real and what ain't."

"Love is a beautiful thing, but it's also destructive."

"The secret is to never show weakness."

"I've learned that in life, timing is everything."

"You gotta have faith in something, even if it's just yourself."

"I don't think about death much. But when I do, I think about what I'll leave behind."

"The only way to beat them is to become them."

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but this ain't one of them."

"There's nothing more beautiful than a man with nothing to lose."

"If you want to climb the ladder of success, you gotta pay your dues."

"I'm down for whatever, man. Whatever."

"The beauty of the three-way is nobody has to know who to blame."

"I spent most of the 90s just hanging around, getting into situations."

"Money is the root of all happiness."

"You know what? I don't need this. I'm outta here."

"The Gang is my family, even when they don't treat me right."

"I am a full-on rapist. Lizard."