It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Why would you bring a gun to a knife fight?"

"You're going to have to get used to disappointment."

"I've seen things. Things you wouldn't believe."

"A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected."

"We're not just doing this for the money. Well, actually, we are."

"I'm the trash man! I come out of the garbage, throw stuff all around and eat garbage!"

"The Golden God does not make mistakes."

"I am a five-star man!"

"Kitten mittens? Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time?"

"I'm not gonna be part of your system. Man, I'm not a part of your system!"

"Solitude taught me that I can survive with or without company."

"Relationships are where we discover who we really are."

"Inspiration comes when you're humble enough to receive it."

"Motivation don't last, discipline does."

"War takes everything and gives nothing back."

"Politics is about control, but real freedom is personal."

"Literature showed me I wasn't alone in my suffering."

"Philosophy is just wisdom wearing fancy clothes."

"History repeats because we don't learn from it."

"Technology is just a tool, it don't change who you are inside."

"Imagination is how the poor stay rich in spirit."

"Adventure is out there for those brave enough to take it."

"Health is wealth, and I've been poor in both."

"Money can't buy what I really need."

"Power without compassion is just cruelty."

"Fear's just a signal that something matters to you."

"Kindness costs nothing but it's worth everything."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"Justice is rare, but I still believe in it."

"Creativity is the soul's way of fighting back."