It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I'm gonna get so jacked you won't believe it."

"That's a power move right there."

"I have a very high pain tolerance."

"We're gonna write history here."

"I don't take orders from anybody."

"You just gotta be confident, man."

"This place is my kingdom."

"I know what the women want."

"You gotta think bigger, dude."

"I'm not going to apologize for being awesome."

"That's genius. Pure genius."

"We should get into the real estate business."

"I've been lifting weights, I'm stronger than I've ever been."

"You can't tell me what to do, I'm an adult."

"I'm an artist, bro. I'm a five-star man."

"We need to have a serious talk about respect."

"This is my turf, man. My city."

"I've got a thousand dollar bill on me at all times."

"You know, I think I'm actually pretty smart."

"We're the greatest friendship that's ever existed."

"I don't need advice from you, I got this figured out."

"That's psychological warfare, man."

"I'm gonna be in control of this situation."

"We're creating art here."

"I deserve happiness, man."

"I'm going to earn a lot of money and buy lots of stuff."

"You gotta learn how to read the room, bro."

"I'm the best dancer in Philadelphia."

"That's when you know you've made it."

"I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction time."