It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"We're gonna be rich, dude. So rich."

"I'm gonna make a power play here."

"You know what? I don't give a damn."

"I'm not a rat, I'm not a snitch, I'm a man of honor."

"This is going to be the greatest day of our lives."

"I need you to get me a gun."

"You have to have vision, man."

"I'm a black belt in five different martial arts."

"The waitress is gonna fall in love with me."

"I'm not going to stand here and let you disrespect me."

"We should start a business together, dude."

"I have this thing where I need to be right all the time."

"Look, I'm not some dumb idiot, okay? I know things."

"I'm fully capable of leading this operation."

"Maybe you're the idiot here."

"I am the king of the castle and I will not be disrespected."

"Your god is not my god."

"I've been known to be quite nimble."

"Stop looking at me like that, you look like a psycho."

"I'm a Golden God. I am unstoppable."

"I don't care what anybody thinks. I do what I want."

"I'm gonna regain my composure and I'm gonna be powerful."

"You gotta have faith, dude. Faith."

"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."

"We're not going to get eaten by a man-eating bird."

"I'm not illiterate, I know a lot of things."

"We're gonna win this, no matter what"

"I'm gonna love that waitress forever"

"The gang believes in me"

"I'm gonna be successful, just watch"