It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I'm better than this situation."

"You don't know anything about me."

"I have bigger dreams than this."

"Why can't we just get along?"

"I'm actually trying to help you, you know."

"You people ruin everything."

"I just want to be happy, is that so much to ask?"

"This is completely unfair to me."

"I'm a professional, and I should be treated like one."

"You're all driving me absolutely insane."

"I have standards, believe it or not."

"That's not even remotely funny."

"I could do so much better without you people."

"This is what happens when you don't take me seriously."

"I'm leaving. I don't care anymore."

"Why won't anyone just listen to me?"

"I have a plan, and it's a good one."

"You're all completely delusional."

"I deserve respect, Dennis."

"Stop embarrassing me in front of people."

"I'm actually a very intelligent person."

"You never listen to me."

"I'm done with all of this."

"This is the last straw."

"I have feelings too, you know."

"Can we please just be normal for one day?"

"I'm not the problem, you are."

"Why does everything always happen to me?"

"I'm trying to have a serious conversation here."

"You're all completely insane."