It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"You're all just supporting cast in my magnificent life."

"I've gone beyond good and evil into something greater."

"The world exists to serve my purposes."

"I am incapable of being wrong."

"Patience is a tool for the weak who must wait for things."

"I don't follow rules. I create rules."

"Everything revolves around me. This is reality."

"I've perfected the art of being superior."

"You cannot understand the depths of my intelligence."

"I am the most sophisticated person you'll ever meet."

"Admitting defeat is admitting you're weak."

"I don't ask permission. I take what I want."

"You're all just characters in my elaborate fantasy."

"Everything is a game, and I always win."

"I've transcended normal human limitations."

"My way is the only way that works."

"I see through all deception. I cannot be fooled."

"Kindness is a weakness I have eradicated from myself."

"I'm the most important person in every room I enter."

"You're all living in my shadow, whether you know it or not."

"I don't have regrets. I have victories."

"Everything I do is calculated and purposeful."

"I am above the law. The law is beneath me."

"There is no problem I cannot solve."

"I've mastered the art of manipulation."

"Desperation is for people who lack vision."

"I'm not just handsome, I'm dangerously handsome."

"You couldn't handle my level of intellect."

"I control the narrative. Everything is my story."

"Sentiment and love are chains that bind the weak."