It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I'm always thinking three moves ahead."

"The strong survive. The weak perish. That's nature."

"I don't care about your morals or your ethics."

"You're all just NPCs in my world."

"I am the protagonist of this story."

"Perfection is the only acceptable standard."

"I have no equals. Remember that."

"Rules are suggestions for ordinary people."

"I'm destined for greatness. It's written."

"Loyalty is earned through fear and respect."

"I see things others can't see. I'm visionary."

"Every decision I make is the right decision."

"I don't do feelings. Feelings are for the weak."

"You could spend your whole life trying to understand me."

"I am inevitable. I am unstoppable."

"The world works the way I want it to work."

"I have standards, and you don't meet them."

"Compromise is for losers and the faint of heart."

"I'm intellectually superior to everyone around me."

"This city is mine to do with as I please."

"I don't need anyone. I'm self-sufficient."

"Sentiment is the enemy of success."

"I have a plan for everything."

"You're all beneath me. Accept it."

"I deserve the best. Only the best."

"Weakness is disgusting. Never show weakness."

"I'm ten steps ahead of everyone else."

"The rules don't apply to me."

"I don't make mistakes. I make calculated decisions."

"Emotions are a waste of time."