It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

TV Show · 8 characters · 3122 quotes

Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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"We're gonna get into the scheme, dude"
Charlie Kelly Adventure
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"I'm not gonna be part of your system"
Charlie Kelly Freedom
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"Your car smells like shoes and failure"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"I'm a level 5 laser lotus, man"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"It smells like a butt in here"
Charlie Kelly
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"I gotta have my tools"
Charlie Kelly
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"We're the worst people in the world"
Charlie Kelly
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"I'm gonna smash her with a bat"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"I don't believe you"
Charlie Kelly
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"This is a bad spot, we're in a bad spot"
Charlie Kelly Truth
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"I'm gonna get involved, I'm gonna get real involved"
Charlie Kelly Change
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"The waitress is the one, man"
Charlie Kelly Love
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"I feel like I should be getting paid right now"
Charlie Kelly Work
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"Dennis is asshole, why Charlie hate?"
Charlie Kelly Relationships
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"I'm nothing without the gang"
Charlie Kelly Friendship
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"We should get tattoos, dude"
Charlie Kelly Inspiration
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"You gotta pay the troll toll"
Charlie Kelly Wisdom
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"I'm a legend, I'm a legend"
Charlie Kelly Success
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"We're not gonna take it anymore"
Charlie Kelly Motivation
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"I can't find my crack"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"I'm a wildcard, bitches"
Charlie Kelly Adventure
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids"
Charlie Kelly
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"I'm gonna regain my honor"
Charlie Kelly Perseverance
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"Ghouls, man. Ghouls!"
Charlie Kelly Imagination
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"I don't need your condescension, I know what I'm about"
Charlie Kelly Strength
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"The system's broken, bro"
Charlie Kelly Politics
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"I'm a full-on rapist, I mean... no wait"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"You're gonna hurt yourself, dude"
Charlie Kelly Courage
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"I love the smell of the waitress in the morning"
Charlie Kelly Love