It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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"Cats in the cradle, man"
Charlie Kelly Family
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"I'm a five-star man, I'm a five-star man"
Charlie Kelly
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"The gang goes to the jersey shore"
Charlie Kelly Friendship
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"I'm not illiterate, I know a lot of big words"
Charlie Kelly Education
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"You can't just keep a woman in the basement, dude"
Charlie Kelly Wisdom
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"I got the golden ticket, I got the golden ticket"
Charlie Kelly Dreams
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"Who pooped the bed?"
Charlie Kelly Humor
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"I am the nightman, I am the nightman"
Charlie Kelly Creativity
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"Solitude is where I find peace from you."
The Waitress Solitude
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"Relationships require boundaries. You ignore all of mine."
The Waitress Relationships
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"Inspiration comes from healthy relationships. Not this."
The Waitress Inspiration
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"Motivation for change starts with admitting your problem."
The Waitress Motivation
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"Politics at least requires consent. You skip that."
The Waitress Politics
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"Literature portrays love, not what you do."
The Waitress Literature
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"Philosophy says to know thyself. Do it."
The Waitress Philosophy
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"History shows obsession never ends well."
The Waitress History
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"Technology enables your behavior. Stop."
The Waitress Technology
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"Imagination is your only real relationship."
The Waitress Imagination
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"Adventure awaits. Please go on one far away."
The Waitress Adventure
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"Health includes mental health. Seek help."
The Waitress Health
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"Money can't buy what you're looking for."
The Waitress Money
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"Power dynamics matter. You have none here."
The Waitress Power
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"Fear is what you inspire. Not attraction."
The Waitress Fear
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"Strength is in saying no and meaning it."
The Waitress Strength
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"Kindness doesn't mean tolerance of your behavior."
The Waitress Kindness
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"Patience has limits. You've exceeded mine."
The Waitress Patience
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"Justice would be you finally facing consequences."
The Waitress Justice
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"Creativity could be used for something besides stalking."
The Waitress Creativity
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"Gratitude is what I feel when you leave."
The Waitress Gratitude
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"Perseverance is what I need to survive your attention."
The Waitress Perseverance