It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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"Being brave means standing up to people like you."The Waitress Courage
"I hope one day you understand what no means."The Waitress Hope
"Family is supposed to love you. I pity yours."The Waitress Family
"Friendship requires mutual respect. We have none."The Waitress Friendship
"Education teaches you not to be creepy. You skipped class."The Waitress Education
"Power is something you'll never have over me."The Waitress Power
"Death might be preferable to another conversation with you."The Waitress Death
"Happiness comes from distance. From you."The Waitress Happiness
"Patience is a virtue I've run out of with you."The Waitress Patience
"Humor requires intelligence. Your jokes fall flat."The Waitress Humor
"Love isn't what you're doing. It's obsession."The Waitress Love
"Inspiration I get from people who aren't you."The Waitress Inspiration
"Motivation comes from within. You have none."The Waitress Motivation
"War is terrible, but so is talking to you daily."The Waitress War
"Politics is less corrupt than your ethics."The Waitress Politics
"Literature explores humanity. You're not human."The Waitress Literature
"Philosophy teaches us right and wrong. You failed."The Waitress Philosophy
"History will judge people like you harshly."The Waitress History
"Technology gives you tools to stalk me better. Great."The Waitress Technology
"Imagination might help you create a normal life."The Waitress Imagination
"Adventure is out there. Please go find it. Far away."The Waitress Adventure
"Health is wealth, and you're spiritually bankrupt."The Waitress Health
"Money can't buy you a personality, clearly."The Waitress Money
"Leadership means respecting others. Try it sometime."The Waitress Leadership
"I have faith that one day you'll understand boundaries."The Waitress Faith
"Music at least has a purpose. What's yours?"The Waitress Music
"Nature is peaceful. You are the opposite."The Waitress Nature
"Art is subjective, unlike your obvious mental illness."The Waitress Art
"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever with you guys."The Waitress Beauty
"Time waits for no one, so stop wasting mine."The Waitress Time