It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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"Being brave means standing up to people like you."
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"I hope one day you understand what no means."
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"Family is supposed to love you. I pity yours."
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"Friendship requires mutual respect. We have none."
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"Education teaches you not to be creepy. You skipped class."
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"Power is something you'll never have over me."
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"Death might be preferable to another conversation with you."
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"Happiness comes from distance. From you."
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"Patience is a virtue I've run out of with you."
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"Humor requires intelligence. Your jokes fall flat."
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"Love isn't what you're doing. It's obsession."
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"Inspiration I get from people who aren't you."
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"Motivation comes from within. You have none."
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"War is terrible, but so is talking to you daily."
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"Politics is less corrupt than your ethics."
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"Literature explores humanity. You're not human."
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"Philosophy teaches us right and wrong. You failed."
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"History will judge people like you harshly."
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"Technology gives you tools to stalk me better. Great."
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"Imagination might help you create a normal life."
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"Adventure is out there. Please go find it. Far away."
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"Health is wealth, and you're spiritually bankrupt."
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"Money can't buy you a personality, clearly."
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"Leadership means respecting others. Try it sometime."
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"I have faith that one day you'll understand boundaries."
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"Music at least has a purpose. What's yours?"
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"Nature is peaceful. You are the opposite."
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"Art is subjective, unlike your obvious mental illness."
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"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever with you guys."
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"Time waits for no one, so stop wasting mine."
The Waitress Time