It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"Knowledge is power, and you clearly have neither."

"Change happens when you stop being a terrible person."

"I'm grateful for the few people who actually respect me."

"Have some dignity and get a life of your own."

"I'm not your muse. I'm a real person."

"Your obsession is seriously creepy and pathetic."

"I just want to be left alone in peace."

"Why does everything have to be a joke with you people?"

"This job is temporary. I'm going somewhere better."

"I have dreams too, you know."

"Success isn't about fitting in with people like you."

"You're all insane, and I'm done pretending otherwise."

"Stop following me around like some kind of stalker."

"I deserve better than this constant harassment."

"Every day with you is a nightmare."

"You know what? I don't care anymore. Do whatever you want."

"I'm just trying to get through my shift without dealing with your nonsense."

"Why do you guys always mess with me? What did I ever do to you?"

"You think you're better than me? At least I show up to work."

"Life's too short to waste it on people who don't appreciate you."

"I don't need your pity. I need you to stop being a creep."

"Technology can't fix what's broken inside us."

"Solitude taught me that I'm my own worst enemy."

"Relationships are just arrangements to avoid being alone."

"Inspiration is found in the darkest moments of despair."

"Motivation comes from desperation, nothing else."

"War is peace for people who love violence."

"Politics is a game for people with something to lose."

"Literature taught me that suffering is universal."

"Philosophy is just asking questions you can't answer."