It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"History repeats itself because nobody learns nothing."

"My imagination is more real than reality ever was."

"Adventure found me when I stopped running from it."

"Health is a luxury item for the upper class."

"Money is the root of all evil, and I ain't got none of it."

"Power corrupts everyone eventually, so trust no one."

"Fear is the only rational response to existence."

"Strength is knowing you're broken and moving anyway."

"Kindness is a debt that never gets repaid."

"Patience is just a fancy word for suffering in silence."

"Justice is served cold to those who can afford it."

"My creativity is the only real thing about me."

"Gratitude is for people with blessings to count."

"Perseverance is what you call it when you're too stubborn to quit."

"Death is just the final escape from a life of pain."

"Beauty is the cruelest thing in an ugly world."

"I laugh so I don't cry, and I cry so I know I'm still alive."

"Dreams are dangerous because they make you want more."

"Work is what separates survival from living."

"A leader is just someone the followers haven't killed yet."

"Faith is all I got when logic fails me."

"Music is the only thing that understands me completely."

"Science don't have answers for the human condition."

"Art is how I scream without making a sound."

"Nature don't care about your suffering or your survival."

"There ain't no peace for the wicked or the broken."

"Freedom's just another word for having nothing to lose."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll destroy you."

"Time moves different when you're waiting for things to get worse."

"Knowledge of suffering don't stop the suffering."