It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I was thinking we could pump up those numbers."

"This is getting a little too weird for me."

"I'm very smart, very capable, and very strong."

"I'm gonna regret this, I can feel it."

"That's a good point, we should probably do that."

"I don't trust you, Dee."

"You look like a bird, dude."

"I would never hurt these beautiful creatures."

"We should make a pact that if I ever get to this point, just kill me."

"I am a God, you guys, I am a God."

"I'm a cat killer."

"I don't give a shit, I just came here to tell you all something."

"You know what it is, bitch? You gotta stop being a bird."

"I'm gonna get a tattoo to signify my rebirth."

"This is my moment, this is the best night of my life."

"I'm a five-star man."

"I need my tools, Dee!"

"Do not test me, I will hurt you."

"I'm not the one making this weird."

"I have to have my tools!"

"You will bow to the Golden God."

"I am the trash man!"

"I need to invoke the spirit of the fifth."

"I'm gonna take a bath, and I'm gonna cry myself to sleep."

"The system works."

"I have an amazing body and I can do whatever I want."

"You know what you're supposed to say? You're supposed to say 'thank you Mac.'"

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath."

"It's art, Dee! It's art!"

"I sense the old man is vulnerable."