Looney Tunes

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes with explosions."

"Technology amplifies both genius and stupidity—I excel at both."

"Imagination is the spark; gravity is the punchline."

"Adventure awaits those foolish enough to seek it."

"Health is wealth, but so is a good trap setup."

"Money: Can't live with it, can't buy enough TNT without it."

"Power is nothing without someone to use it against."

"Fear is just anticipation of what I already know will happen."

"Strength isn't about never falling; it's about falling well."

"Kindness is easier when you're planning someone's downfall."

"Patience is a virtue I practice against my will."

"Justice delayed is justice denied, but at least delayed justice is funny."

"Creativity flourishes when you have unlimited explosives."

"Gratitude for small mercies, like surviving today's attempt."

"Perseverance is my greatest virtue and worst quality."

"Death is just a state of mind... a flattened state."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder before the dust settles."

"Humor is the best medicine for a flattened coyote."

"Dreams are free; ACME products are not."

"Work hard and your dreams may come true... or you'll dream of work."

"A leader shows the way by going first... usually off a cliff."

"Faith moves mountains, but I usually move into them."

"Music is the universal language; explosions are mine."

"Science explains why my plans fail; I'm just the test case."

"Art imitates life, and my life imitates cartoons."

"Nature designed the roadrunner; I design elaborate traps."

"Peace is the moment between attempts."

"Freedom is the right to fail spectacularly."

"Truth is overrated; creativity is underrated."

"Time flies when you're having fun... or when you're plummeting."