Looney Tunes

"Death is just a temporary inconvenience for the determined."

"There is beauty in failure, especially when it's dramatic."

"Peace is achieved through superior firepower and better planning."

"Freedom is just another word for 'unsupervised access to ACME products.'"

"Truth is a roadrunner—always just out of reach."

"Education teaches us many things, mostly how to fail creatively."

"Change is inevitable, especially in the direction of downward."

"Solitude is wonderful when you choose it, less so when you're falling."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning... usually at the worst moment."

"War is won by the side with better equipment and worse luck."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including our own judgment."

"History is written by those who survive their experiments."

"Technology is wonderful until it isn't."

"Imagination is the only limit... gravity is secondary."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but falling from great heights might."

"A leader must be willing to fall first so others may follow... into the canyon."

"Faith is believing your next plan will work, despite all evidence to the contrary."

"Music to my ears is the sound of a perfectly timed trap."

"Science is the pursuit of truth through experimentation and miscalculation."

"Art is the expression of the soul... and explosions are my canvas."

"Nature always has the final say in any argument."

"Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, usually right before impact."

"The only thing faster than my intellect is my rate of descent."

"Time is relative, especially when you're falling off a cliff."

"Knowledge without action is merely philosophy."

"Dreams are the blueprints of ambition."

"I may be down, but I'm never out... until I hit the ground."

"The true measure of a coyote is not how many times he falls, but how many times he dusts himself off."

"Every setback is merely a setup for a comeback."

"Life is what happens when your ACME product malfunctions."