Looney Tunes

"Knowledge is power, but ACME equipment is more fun."

"Education is what remains after you've forgotten everything you learned."

"Change is the only constant, besides my bad luck."

"Courage without planning is just stupidity with confidence."

"Hope springs eternal, even after the third explosion today."

"Wisdom is recognizing patterns, like my constant failures."

"Happiness is a warm TNT crate."

"The family that schemes together, crashes together."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed... especially one with dynamite."

"In love and war, strategy is everything... and strategy is my weakness."

"Life's greatest lesson: gravity always wins."

"Success is a journey, not a destination... usually downward."

"The only real failure is not trying again."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but ignorance of consequences."

"Every cloud has a silver lining, even mushroom clouds."

"The greatest wisdom is knowing when to give up... but also when not to."

"Happiness is the moment right before you realize your plan won't work."

"Family is the bond that ties you together, usually with rope tied to dynamite."

"True friendship means never laughing at your friend's misfortune... out loud."

"The greatest love is the love of one's craft, no matter the consequences."

"Adventure is just another word for 'planning ahead to fail spectacularly.'"

"Health is wealth, unless wealth is spent on explosives."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy excellent equipment."

"Power corrupts, but it's also useful for launching things."

"Fear is the mind's way of saying, 'Maybe try the left fork instead.'"

"True strength lies in getting back up after being flattened."

"Kindness is showing your enemy mercy... right before the trap closes."

"Justice is served cold, preferably with a large boulder attached."

"Creativity is knowing how to repurpose a TNT crate."

"Gratitude is appreciating the simple things, like a pause before the crash."