Looney Tunes

"History's full of varmints, and I'm addin' to it!"

"Technology's alright, but nothin' beats hot lead!"

"Use your imagination to dream up new schemes!"

"Adventure finds those brave enough to go lookin'!"

"Stay healthy so you can out-fight your enemies!"

"Money's good, but respect bought with bullets is better!"

"Power comes to those brave enough to take it!"

"Fear keeps folks honest—and runnin'!"

"Strength ain't just muscle, it's will and determination!"

"Show kindness to your enemies by givin' 'em a fair fight!"

"Patience? That ain't in my vocabulary!"

"Justice ain't blind when Yosemite Sam's around!"

"Think creatively about how to cause maximum chaos!"

"I'm grateful for each and every varmint I've bested!"

"Never quit, never surrender, never back down!"

"Death and taxes—and I'm busier than the Grim Reaper!"

"Beauty fades, but a scar from a good fight lasts forever!"

"Humor is the best medicine, unless a bullet works faster!"

"My dreams are bigger than the state of Texas!"

"Work hard, fight harder, shoot hardest!"

"Leaders are made, not born—and I made myself!"

"Faith in yourself is the only religion I need!"

"Music to my ears is the clink of bullet casings!"

"Science says I'm too angry to be real, but here I am!"

"I ain't got time for art when there's varmints to catch!"

"Nature's red in tooth and claw, just like me!"

"Peace is just the calm before I make trouble!"

"Free as a bird—a bird with six-shooters!"

"The truth is whatever Yosemite Sam says it is!"

"Time flies when you're havin' fun destroyin' things!"