Looney Tunes

"Knowledge is nice, but know-how with a gun is better!"

"School's a waste of time when you got natural talent like mine!"

"Change is the only thing constant besides my shootin' accuracy!"

"Courage is showin' up with your guns blazin'!"

"Hope springs eternal, especially when you got bullets!"

"Family sticks together, or they get stuck together!"

"A friend is just an enemy you haven't found out about yet!"

"Success smells like gunpowder and victory!"

"Happy as a clam in mud, that's me!"

"Life's greatest lesson is: might makes right!"

"Real love means never havin' to say you're sorry—before you shoot!"

"The past is past, the future's uncertain, so I focus on shootin' now!"

"Don't mess with a man who's got nothin' to lose!"

"Solitude? I don't need nobody and nobody needs me!"

"Relationships work best when folks know I'm the boss!"

"Be inspired by the example of Yosemite Sam!"

"Stay motivated by rememberin' who's in charge—me!"

"War is the only honest way to settle things!"

"Politics is just another way to settle disputes without shootin'!"

"Literature don't mean nothin' if there ain't no action in it!"

"Philosophy is just fancy talk for runnin' your mouth!"

"History's written by the folks with the biggest guns!"

"Technology's nice, but give me a good ol' fashioned gunfight!"

"Imagination is just reality with bullets!"

"Adventure is callin', and I always answer!"

"A healthy varmint is a dangerous varmint!"

"Money ain't worth nothin' if you can't spend it on adventure!"

"Power is everything, and I got all of it!"

"Fear is what keeps varmints in line!"

"True strength comes from within and a loaded six-shooter!"