Looney Tunes

"Kindness is a sign of weakness, show 'em strength instead!"

"Patience is for folks too weak to act!"

"Justice is what happens when I pull the trigger!"

"Creativity is figuring' out new ways to cause trouble!"

"I'm grateful for every bullet I've ever fired!"

"Perseverance means never givin' up till you win!"

"Death comes to those who get in my way."

"Beauty's in the eye of the beholder, and I'm holdin' two pistols!"

"Humor is just another word for makin' fun of folks smaller than you."

"I dream of a world where everybody does what I say!"

"Hard work never hurt nobody who didn't deserve it!"

"A leader is someone folks follow or get shot!"

"I got faith in my trigger finger, that's all I need!"

"Music's only good if it's the sound of justice bein' served!"

"Science can't explain the fury of Yosemite Sam!"

"Art is a waste of time compared to a good shootout!"

"Nature's beautiful when it's not tryin' to kill ya."

"Peace is boring, give me a good gunfight any day!"

"Freedom means doin' whatever I danged well please!"

"I always tell the truth, when it suits me!"

"Time's a wastin' when there's varmints to catch!"

"Knowledge is power, and I got plenty of both!"

"I never learned nothin' from school, and I turned out just fine!"

"The only constant in life is change, and I don't like it one bit!"

"A real gunslinger faces his troubles head-on!"

"Hope is what keeps a varmint goin' when the odds are against 'em."

"Family's just another word for folks you gotta look out for."

"Friends? I don't need friends, I need followers!"

"Success ain't about bein' liked, it's about bein' feared."

"Happiness comes from gettin' what you want, by any means necessary."