M*A*S*H

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Quotes from M*A*S*H

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"A woman in this Army has to be twice as tough and half as forgiving."
Margaret Houlihan Strength
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"Beauty doesn't matter much when you're covered in blood."
Margaret Houlihan Beauty
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"I won't let sentiment cloud my judgment. That's how people get hurt."
Margaret Houlihan Wisdom
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"Friendship in a war zone is the only thing that keeps you from going mad."
Margaret Houlihan Friendship
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"The truth is, we're all just trying to survive with our sanity intact."
Margaret Houlihan Truth
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"Time moves differently in war. Minutes feel like hours, and hours disappear."
Margaret Houlihan Time
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"I've learned that courage isn't the absence of fear; it's doing your job when you're terrified."
Margaret Houlihan Courage
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"Love is a luxury we can't afford in a place like this, but that doesn't mean we stop trying to feel human."
Margaret Houlihan Love
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"Success isn't about being the prettiest or the nicest—it's about being the best at what you do."
Margaret Houlihan Success
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"I didn't join the Army to play nurse to a bunch of surgeons with egos bigger than their scalpels."
Margaret Houlihan Leadership
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"A woman's place is wherever she wants it to be, and I intend to be right here."
Margaret Houlihan Freedom
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"I've learned that discipline is the highest form of love."
Frank Burns Love
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"A man must be true to his convictions."
Frank Burns
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"Proper hierarchy ensures proper function."
Frank Burns Philosophy
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"I believe in earning every promotion and commendation."
Frank Burns Success
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"The strong protect the weak; that is leadership."
Frank Burns Leadership
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"I've never regretted putting duty first."
Frank Burns Work
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"Excellence is not an act, but a habit."
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"I will not compromise my vision of proper order."
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"A man's faith sustains him through any trial."
Frank Burns Faith
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"I demand the same discipline from myself that I expect from others."
Frank Burns Leadership
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"The rules are there to protect us all."
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"Weakness is a choice, not a circumstance."
Frank Burns Strength
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"I've chosen principle over comfort every time."
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"A soldier must be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice."
Frank Burns War
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"I believe in consequences for every action."
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"One must earn respect through consistent excellence."
Frank Burns Leadership
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"Proper conduct is the foundation of all achievement."
Frank Burns Success
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"I cannot tolerate mediocrity in any form."
Frank Burns
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"The military is the last bastion of true values."
Frank Burns Leadership