M*A*S*H
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"A woman in this Army has to be twice as tough and half as forgiving."Margaret Houlihan Strength
"Beauty doesn't matter much when you're covered in blood."Margaret Houlihan Beauty
"I won't let sentiment cloud my judgment. That's how people get hurt."Margaret Houlihan Wisdom
"Friendship in a war zone is the only thing that keeps you from going mad."Margaret Houlihan Friendship
"The truth is, we're all just trying to survive with our sanity intact."Margaret Houlihan Truth
"Time moves differently in war. Minutes feel like hours, and hours disappear."Margaret Houlihan Time
"I've learned that courage isn't the absence of fear; it's doing your job when you're terrified."Margaret Houlihan Courage
"Love is a luxury we can't afford in a place like this, but that doesn't mean we stop trying to feel human."Margaret Houlihan Love
"Success isn't about being the prettiest or the nicest—it's about being the best at what you do."Margaret Houlihan Success
"I didn't join the Army to play nurse to a bunch of surgeons with egos bigger than their scalpels."Margaret Houlihan Leadership
"A woman's place is wherever she wants it to be, and I intend to be right here."Margaret Houlihan Freedom
"I've learned that discipline is the highest form of love."Frank Burns Love
"A man must be true to his convictions."Frank Burns
"Proper hierarchy ensures proper function."Frank Burns Philosophy
"I believe in earning every promotion and commendation."Frank Burns Success
"The strong protect the weak; that is leadership."Frank Burns Leadership
"I've never regretted putting duty first."Frank Burns Work
"Excellence is not an act, but a habit."Frank Burns Perseverance
"I will not compromise my vision of proper order."Frank Burns Power
"A man's faith sustains him through any trial."Frank Burns Faith
"I demand the same discipline from myself that I expect from others."Frank Burns Leadership
"The rules are there to protect us all."Frank Burns Wisdom
"Weakness is a choice, not a circumstance."Frank Burns Strength
"I've chosen principle over comfort every time."Frank Burns
"A soldier must be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice."Frank Burns War
"I believe in consequences for every action."Frank Burns Justice
"One must earn respect through consistent excellence."Frank Burns Leadership
"Proper conduct is the foundation of all achievement."Frank Burns Success
"I cannot tolerate mediocrity in any form."Frank Burns
"The military is the last bastion of true values."Frank Burns Leadership