M*A*S*H

"Proper nutrition and exercise are signs of self-respect."

"I've earned my position through merit and dedication."

"Indulgence is the path to moral ruin."

"God rewards those who live righteously."

"The strong lead; the weak follow. This is natural."

"I will not bend my principles for convenience."

"Fear is overcome through proper training and discipline."

"My commitment to duty is absolute and unwavering."

"A man who questions authority questions himself."

"Friendship must be based on mutual respect and shared values."

"I demand perfection because excellence is attainable."

"History shows that order always triumphs over chaos."

"One must rise above base instincts and impulses."

"Patience is a virtue I've cultivated through discipline."

"The rules exist to serve a greater good."

"Weakness in leadership destroys unit morale."

"I've made my choices based on principle, not pleasure."

"A man's reputation is his most valuable asset."

"Love must be approached with caution and propriety."

"Proper conduct is a reflection of proper thinking."

"Education and training are the path to advancement."

"I will not tolerate disrespect in my presence."

"Chaos breeds incompetence and moral decay."

"A soldier's duty supersedes personal desire."

"Standards must never be compromised, no matter the cost."

"Immorality stems from lack of proper guidance."

"I've sacrificed personal comfort for professional excellence."

"The Army is built on unwavering principles."

"Sentiment clouds judgment; facts are what matter."

"A superior officer is worthy of absolute obedience."