Parks and Recreation

"The key to a successful relationship is communication, trust, and understanding."

"Sometimes you just need to believe in yourself, even when no one else does."

"I have the best job in the entire world. I travel the country. I stay in the nicest hotels. I eat at the most exclusive restaurants."

"Money is power. Power is power."

"I want to be rich. I want to be respected. I want to be feared. And I want people to laugh at my jokes."

"My biggest regret is that I haven't had more champagne."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Success is 1% inspiration and 99% not dying. And also money."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"Treat yo' self. Not just once a year, but year-round, constantly, always."

"I'm not just a regular guy. I'm a guy who can see into the future and know what's going to be cool before it's cool."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"The future is whatever we make of it."

"I'm here to serve the people I love."

"Sometimes the right thing is also the hard thing."

"Gratitude changes everything."

"I try to leave people better than I found them."

"Some people will never understand you, and that's okay."

"Beauty is found in unexpected places."

"Humor helps us cope with difficult things."

"Dreams drive us forward."

"Work should be meaningful or it's just a waste of time."

"Leadership is about service, not power."

"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself."

"Science reveals the beauty in how things work."

"Art expresses what words cannot."

"Nature has a way of putting things in perspective."

"Music soothes the soul in ways words can't."

"I believe in second chances."

"The best part of life is sharing it with someone you love."