Parks and Recreation

"Life is too short for cheap wine."

"I don't do regret, I do recovery."

"Never underestimate the power of being yourself."

"A good moisturizer is the key to eternal youth."

"I've been to every restaurant worth going to."

"If you want respect, you have to command it."

"Fashion is my love language."

"I work hard so I can afford to do the things I love."

"Real women have something to say."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed in everyone."

"You should never apologize for being fabulous."

"I believe in the power of a good handbag."

"Jerry is a classic example of someone who will never be promoted."

"Excellence is not just a goal, it's a lifestyle."

"I'm a professional woman who knows what she wants."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy other things."

"I have a highly refined palate."

"Treat yourself like you deserve to be treated."

"Ben Wyatt is a mythical creature, half man, half boy."

"I love compliments and I love complimenting myself."

"Don't settle for less than you deserve."

"When you're a woman, you have to be twice as good to get half as far."

"Life is a series of choices. Make the good ones."

"I work hard and play harder."

"April is a wonderful person and a terrible secretary."

"I'm a human woman with needs and desires."

"Sometimes you just gotta treat yourself."

"I would like to report a theft. My heart was stolen."

"You need to treat yourself with respect and dignity."

"I'm not crying, I'm just leaking."