Parks and Recreation

"Everything is confusing and scary."

"I'm just going to sit here and stare."

"This is literally the worst day of my life."

"I don't want to be a part of this anymore."

"You have to be kind to people."

"I'm legitimately mad."

"I need to get out of here immediately."

"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced."

"I made a decision to not be the most miserable anymore."

"Is everything okay? Should I be worried?"

"I don't understand what you're trying to say."

"If I ever start caring about social niceties, just kill me."

"You guys, I'm not even taking this seriously anymore."

"I want to make sure we savor this."

"Life is all about the little moments."

"I'm not sleeping. I'm just resting my eyelids."

"You can do whatever you want. You're rich."

"I can't believe how much better things are now."

"Everything is the worst."

"I have zero interest in your optimism."

"This is the happiest I've ever been."

"I'm way too sober for this conversation."

"Don't make me get involved. I will take you down."

"I like thrift stores because they smell like old souls."

"Entertainment 720 is a financial black hole."

"I'm going to deliberately ignore you."

"I'm not gonna change. I don't want to change."

"I just want to sit on my couch and watch TV and eat nachos."

"Crying is just emotions coming out of your face."

"I have decided to kill myself before the year is out."