Peanuts

"I believe in the value of a good defense mechanism."

"Good grief, the pressures of modern society!"

"I find that my blanket has all the answers I need."

"Life is like a piece of toast: fleeting and somewhat mediocre."

"Never settle for less than your blanket deserves."

"I think most of the world's problems could be solved if we all just took a nap."

"Sometimes you just have to embrace your failures and move on."

"I worry about whether my blanket loves me as much as I love my blanket."

"The greatest thing in life is knowing who you are."

"My anxiety hasn't improved much since yesterday."

"There's a lot of things going on in the world today that are not conducive to a good night's sleep."

"I've got to hand it to you, Charlie Brown. You've got courage!"

"I believe in living each day as if it were my last. That is, with terrible anxiety and a sense of impending doom."

"The key to a happy life is low expectations."

"I have tremendous faith in my blanket."

"You can't go wrong with a piece of toast."

"Psychiatry! Ten cents! The doctor is in!"

"I'm developing a new philosophy about life. It's called 'Do nothing and hope for the best.'"

"You know what the secret of life is? A good blanket and someone to share it with."

"Good grief, when will I ever learn?"

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask myself, 'Is life worth living?' Then I think about my blanket and the answer is yes."

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

"The world is filled with people who want to take advantage of you."

"Rats! My blanket and I have this thing going, you know?"

"I got a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"Sometimes I'm sad. But then I remember I'm a dog, and everything's okay."

"I think I've figured out the meaning of life: it's whatever you make it."

"Life is too precious to waste on regrets. So I don't regret anything."

"I'm going to learn to think like a cat. Then I'll understand why they always win."

"The greatest adventures start with a single step. Or a single nap."