Peanuts

"I've learned that friends are more important than anything else."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most space in your heart."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking. So I think positively that I don't have to do anything."

"Life without imagination is like food without seasoning."

"Why worry about tomorrow when today is already so complicated?"

"I think being a dog is the best thing ever invented."

"The greatest thing you can do is love someone unconditionally."

"I'm not lazy. I'm energy efficient."

"Anxiety is paying interest on a debt you don't owe."

"I'd like to help make the world a better place, but I'm too busy sleeping."

"The real meaning of life is to live it, not to think about it."

"I wonder if anyone has ever told you how wonderful you are. I'm telling you now."

"Walking is good for the soul. Especially when someone else is carrying you."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only intelligent being in the world."

"I think I'm in love. Or maybe I'm just hungry. Hard to tell."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself."

"I've never met a mailman I couldn't dislike."

"You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future."

"I believe that every dog has a purpose. Mine is to be adorable."

"The world doesn't revolve around you. But if you're lucky, it revolves around me."

"I try to be a good person, but sometimes people make it very difficult."

"I wonder what it's like to be one of the cool dogs."

"There's nothing wrong with being imperfect. I'm not perfect, and I'm still wonderful."

"I've decided to be happy. It's better than being sad."

"What's the use of being alive if you can't show off a little?"

"I believe in being kind. Especially to myself."

"Life is like a jigsaw puzzle, except half the pieces are missing and you don't have the picture."

"I just learned something very important: when you're happy, you should eat a supper dish full of kibble."

"To try is to risk failure. Not to try is to guarantee it."

"Good grief! I can't do anything right."