Peanuts

"I'm thinking of quitting. Everything I do is wrong anyway."

"The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know."

"Why do you think I wear my ears pinned back? To hear better? No, I'm trying to escape."

"I've learned that life is like a ball. Sometimes you bounce, sometimes you don't."

"I can't accept that tomorrow is coming. What if I don't like it?"

"Being a dog is harder than it looks."

"I love to sleep. It's the only time when people aren't expecting me to do anything."

"Sometimes you lie awake at night and think about life. Other times you just go to sleep."

"I think I'm afraid of everything. Even of not being afraid."

"The world is full of problems, and I want to help solve them. But I'm a dog. So instead, I'll just nap."

"Bleah! Why am I always worried? I should be happy."

"I've never understood why people get so upset about things. Me, I just wag my tail and move on."

"A person needs dreams. If a person has no dreams, what have they got?"

"I'm not weird. I'm just ahead of my time."

"There's a time for work and a time for play. Right now it's play time."

"The only thing I understand is that I understand nothing."

"Forget it. I'm going to be a hermit."

"I've never been able to understand why people marry for love. Dogs are much smarter."

"To live is to dance a little."

"I can't stand it when someone cries over spilled milk. Unless it's my milk."

"Sometimes the greatest adventures happen right in your own backyard."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"The secret to life is to work hard and play often."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."

"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."

"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"

"Mortality is the ultimate reminder to prioritize what matters."

"Fight for what's right, not what's easy."

"Creativity flourishes when you give yourself permission to be imperfect."