Rick and Morty

"Time is a construct that makes us miserable."

"Knowledge is just accumulated regret about what you didn't know sooner."

"Education is learning what others think you should know."

"Change is inevitable, which is why it's so terrifying."

"Courage is just fear that hasn't thought things through."

"Hope is expecting things to improve despite evidence otherwise."

"Happiness is an illusion that requires constant maintenance."

"Solitude is where you finally hear yourself think."

"Relationships are just two people delaying loneliness together."

"Inspiration is just motivation with better marketing."

"Motivation is temporary until reality sets in again."

"War is what happens when diplomacy gets tired."

"Politics is organized chaos pretending to be order."

"Literature is proof that people have always been this confused."

"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve."

"History is just past people making the same mistakes."

"Technology is humanity's attempt to escape being human."

"Imagination is the only truly free thing you have."

"Adventure is just running away with better intentions."

"Health is temporary, so why bother?"

"Money is just a way to keep score in a pointless game."

"Power is the ability to make others irrelevant."

"Fear is just anticipation of disappointment."

"Strength comes from accepting that you're fundamentally powerless."

"Kindness is a weakness that evolution will eliminate."

"Patience is for people who are afraid to act."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"Creativity is just chaos given a purpose."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before it's taken away."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a positive spin."